• *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
• *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
• *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
• *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
• *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
• *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
• *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
• *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

(Source: lizlemonism, via jhaarcilla)

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• me at school: maybe if i hit my head on my desk hard enough i'll die